It's Christmas. It's Christmas Time.

Mk, I have decided to write about what happened over Christmas. I believe it was the day after we got out of school that I attended Rachel Pope's party, which involved strobe light dance moves, ping pong groupies, Maxim calendars (right?), and me getting to hang out with a very brave person. And why that person is brave is absolutely none of your business. Hahaha. Then Christmas came, and it was kinda better than some of my past Christmases, mainly because my niece and nephew (whoever you are, they are cooler and cuter than your's) were there, and I go the Office Season 5 on DVD!
However, the success of this coming week depends on a a certain parental decision. Dang.

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You thought you were about to read the best blog post ever, right?


Sinister Laugh.

My Hypothetical Metaphore

What if there was once this land called Fairville, and in that land lived this really smart and goodlooking kid named Poe, and he had a rather lumpy brother named Spam, and they both went to this school, where they both met this girl named Gilly, and Gilly and Poe became rather nice acquaintances through the art of sculpture, and then about a year went by, in which a magical wall made of the evil substance, Durahma, went up between Gilly and Poe, and our two heroes seemed destined to be cursed by life for all eternity, and then, through a sudden and strange turn of events, most of the wall came down, Gilly and Poe could hear and see eachother again, and the world was quiet, waiting to see what happened next.

What if?






Yes, that was indeed all one sentence.

I Wish

I wish I didn't suck so everlastingly much at the little game called life.

I wish I knew the words to say to her, so that I wouldn't be screwing her over anymore than I already have. I am sorry for all the possible pain I have caused her.

I wish my life was more like a movie. I wish my enemies were enemies, and my friends were friends. Heck, I wish I even had enemies. Because having enemies would be so much better than being surrounded by people who just don't care if they're my enemies or friends. They just don't care in any way whatsoever. And as a result of this, I have become so numb. My mind just has no emotion to spare for these things. And I hate that. My life just isn't like a movie, with it's cool characters and expertly placed punch lines. It never has been.

I wish I didn't have the self confidence of a peanut. A single bad look from someone in the halls can leave me ripping myself apart from the inside out trying to find out what I did wrong.

I wish that I could just look forward to the entire school day, instead of just the stairwells (twice on A day, once on B day).

I wish I didn't take everything personally.

I wish I didn't fight with my siblings at all.

I wish I had an ice cream sundae.

I wish I could live at Disneyworld, or even visit it to begin with.

I wish I wouldn't feel so much pressure in my head from all this crap.

I wish that people would stop sometimes making it their goal to embarrass me, or bring me down. Again, I wish I could call these people my enemies.





Ha. I wish.

Sigh

Why can't everyone just say everything that they wanna say to whoever all at once one day? Why can't we have a holiday like that? We could call it Talkmas, or Speakaween. Haha.

Junior Year Schedule

Ok Heather, here's my schedule, and you had better have some freakin classes with me this year.

A classes:

Drivers Ed.
P.E.
Drawing
Chemisty (Miss Poole)

B classes:

Spanish II (Mrs. Day)
U.S. History (Mr. Denmon)
English III (BATCHELOR!!)
Adv. Algebra/Trig (Mrs. Payne)




I'm guessing that the first set will be easier than the second. =(

Band Names?

OK, so does anyone know what the band "T.V. on the Radio" is? Cause my sister called in to the radio station and won tickets to their concert, and I have no idea who they are! So that's whats up with me. Heather, YOU WRITE SOMETHING NEW!

Spring Break

Ok, so for the past like five spring breaks, we haven't done ANYTHING! For once, I want to do something I've never done before, like going way out west past Missouri, or up to Canada for the FOURTH time! Hey, despite what people think, Canada is actually pretty cool. There's barely any people there, they're all nice, and they have the best ice cream ever. The beaches are actually pretty nice too, even when the water is freezing.

So, as for copying Heather's blog:

I don't think I need a new bathing suit, cause it was pretty big to begin with.

I guess I could try to get more tan than I am now, if that's possible (haha).

I just got my hair cut, and I barely ever have any homework.

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Oh, and by the way, thanks for nominating me Heather. It felt so secret-agent-ish to have to leave the room. haha

A few of MY favorite things

Scoring a goal (or several) in soccer

That really enormous burst of adrenaline as you sprint across the finish in Cross Country

Pretty much all comedy movies

Berries and Cream Dr. Pepper/Grape Fanta/Red Mountain Dew

Breakfast for dinner

Mrs. Batchelor's English class

Coach West's Health class

Mrs. Marsh's Sculpture class

Riding the waves on a tube at the beach

Sitting with friends at soccer/basketball games

Getting to school early just to walk around

Update!

Well, here's my life!

School's okay, but I definitely like last semester better than this one. My classes are kinda annoyingly boring or hard, especially when I'm having a bad day. But guess what! I got second in our grade! I'm pretty sure that it's going to be me, Heather, and Bonnie in an eternal struggle for the rest of our highschool careers. But, word on the street is that Heather is kicking some major Bonniebutt at English.

So anyway, in soccer, the BOYS AND GIRLS totally dominated at East Jackson on Tuesday! The practices are getting easier though, but today coach just randomly made us run a gaserd(up and down the field twice) in the middle of our skirmish, and then it turned out that we were playing kinda sucky. Poop.

As for Lent, I'm trying to give up T.V. on weeknights. Haha, that'll last like two days! (But I promise I'll try).

Oh, p.s., Heather, when I went into the Bandroom today, were you guys just practicing, or were you playing an actual piece? Cause it sounded kinda strange in that certain, um, harmony.

Actors and Soccer? Huh?

Ok, so today, before school, me and Hillary were just walking around, and then suddenly she decided to write a book about her life, which I then turned into a movie. We then proceeded to give parts to each person in UCHS. Hillary was Kate Beckinsale, I was Stevo(?) off of Jackass, Sam was Gerard Butler, and Emma was Beyonce. That's just to name a few. So I decided to give parts to other people, too. Mrs. Marsh was Woopie Goldburg, Sara Beth can be either Jenna Fischer or the Karen Philipelli girl, Heather is kinda Tina Fey-ish, and Kayla can be a croos between Amy Poehler and Anna Faris. Jeff could probably pull of the whole silent actor who lashes out violently when provoked. And Tucker could be like Jon Heder or someone. Anyway, so, soccer: I REALLY NEED A GOOD DAY IN SOCCER! I really really REALLY miss Coach West, cause he was my favorite teacher ever, but the new coch is okay. He said that I might have a chance to dress out at Varsity, which is why I REALLY NEED A GOOD DAY IN SOCCER! AND I NEED TO SCORE! A LOT! Anyone who reads this, do a quick raindance and pray for goals!

New Semester

To find out my feelings on my new semester, simply direct yourself to Heather's comment page. That's where I basically released all my rage.